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# From the vuvuzela to Graham Gooch's slingy-arm thing, the year's additions
to the sporting lexicon
## From downright catchy to painfully irritating, 2010 has brought us plenty
of new entries into the sporting lexicon.
![New entries to the sporting lexicon in 2010][1]
Blowing his own trumpet: the vuvuzela was hugely popular at the World Cup in
South Africa but was a turn-off for television viewers fed up with what
sounded like an angry swarm of bees Photo: GETTY IMAGES
[![Jonathan Liew][2]][3]
By [Jonathan Liew][4] 6:59PM GMT 21 Dec 2010
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**VUVUZELA**
Defended by Sepp Blatter as a 'cultural symbol' of South Africa, when in fact
it was a cheap plastic trumpet, the vuvuzela produces an irritating monotonal
drone that drowns out anything within a radius of roughly half a mile.
We still have one in the Telegraph office, and every so often someone blows
it. But never the same person twice.
**GAMES MAKER**
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Or in regular parlance, an Olympic volunteer. Why Locog couldn't simply call
them 'volunteers', especially in this age of Big Society, is a mystery. Over
70,000 people are being sought to make the Games between now and 2012.
**SABERMETRICS**
In John Henry, Liverpool have a new kind of owner -- a thinker rather than a
blank chequebook.
Henry is a fervent devotee of sabermetrics: a baseball theory that uses
certain statistics to attempt to identify the most valuable players on a team.
Can it be applied to football? Next year is likely to tell us.
**TIKI-TAKA**
The term, used to describe appealing, quick passing football, has been coined
before, but this was the year in which it came to beautiful fruition.
In world champions Spain it had its global standard-bearers, and in
Barcelona's awesome 5-0 demolition of Real Madrid it had its defining moment.
**DRS**
The new review system in cricket has forced one of the oldest maxims of the
game to be rewritten.
The umpire's decision is final ... unless one of the captains makes a little
T-shape with his arms. It may disrupt the flow of the game, but nobody can
deny that DRS has increased the number of correct decisions being made.
**SNOOD**
Gloves were bad enough; tights were even worse, but somehow the ire of the
casual fan reached a tipping point with the arrival of the neck-warmer.
Carlos Tevez and Samir Nasri were among its most prominent wearers.
**PAYMENT-IN-KIND LOANS**
As laboured under by Manchester United. Essentially, if you want to buy a
football club, but don't have enough leverage to meet the purchase price, you
use these high-interest loans to bridge the gap.
The Glazers did, and intend to siphon money out of the club to pay off the
14.25 per cent annual interest rate.
**CLENBUTEROL**
The stimulant de mode. Clenbuterol, which eases breathing, has shown up in a
number of tests this year.
Olympic table tennis medallist Dimitrij Ovtcharov and British hurdler Callum
Priestley both tested positive for it, but it was the positive test by Tour de
France winner Alberto Contador that really put clenbuterol on the radar.
**TWITFAM**
As in: "Mornin twitfam!", the favoured Twitter greeting of Rio Ferdinand.
A contraction of 'Twitter family', the term allows celebrities to create the
impression of community and kinship. Plus, it sounds a lot better than
'minions'.
**THE 25-MAN SQUAD**
Instituted to promote home-grown talent, the 25-man rule has inspired nothing
but scorn.
Arsene Wenger and Harry Redknapp have been among its most vocal critics, while
head of the PFA Gordon Taylor said it did not go far enough.
**DESSO**
After being relaid around 11 or 12 times -- nobody seems to have been able to
keep count -- Wembley finally settled on the part-natural, part-artificial
Desso turf found at the Bernabeu, the Emirates and Anfield.
No cutting-up or twisted ankles so far, but the real test for Wembley's Desso
will come at the Champions League Final in May.
**SUPER-INJUNCTION**
In 2010, you were nobody unless you had taken out a super-injunction to cover
some alleged misdeed.
John Terry had his lifted, but at least two other England internationals have
theirs still in place.
**GRAHAM GOOCH'S SLINGY-ARM THING THAT DOESN'T HAVE A NAME YET**
Gooch's device, which slings a cricket ball down at great speed using very
little effort, is still awaiting a definitive name, despite selling in its
thousands.
Its trade name is the Sidearm, but we reckon we can do better than that.
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