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# Hallowe'en? Fangs aren't what they used to be
## Hallowe'en parties should be about fun home-made costumes, says Lucy
Cavendish. So why are women making things harder for themselves by following
Lady Gaga's lead and running up dresses made of meat?
![Lady Gaga's meat dress divides opinion][1]
What a fright: Lady Gaga at the MTV Video Music Awards Photo: AP/REUTERS
7:00AM BST 27 Oct 2010
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I haven't been to many Hallowe'en parties recently, not adult ones anyway, for
one perfectly good reason. I hate dressing up.
Perhaps I'm scarred from a party I went to a couple of years back for a
friend's wedding anniversary where we were all made to dress up as Barbie and
Ken. The small daughter of a friend of mine had to lend me a blonde wig to
make me vaguely resemble a Barbie. That's how unenthusiastic I am about
dressing up.
But years ago, when I had a social life and could be enticed out of my house,
I used to make a real effort for Hallowe'en. My usual garb made me look pretty
hideous - I'd usually go to parties dressed as a witch with fake warts on my
nose and a pointy hat with green hair attached to it. It made apple-bobbing
pretty difficult, but at least I looked scary.
Witches' robes, ghosts' outfits made from old sheets, or - if you're feeling
really adventurous - cat costumes complete with tail made from a metal clothes
hanger wrapped in fabric - these are the Hallowe'en dress-ups we all know and
love. And this sort of dressing up did help create a party atmosphere - you
could use the luminous skeleton costume or bad vampire outfit as an excuse to
talk to the people you didn't know. It really was the ultimate ice-breaker -
after all, it's hard to be aloof if you're dressed like Grotbags.
But, my how things have changed. The internet search engine Yahoo! has
reported that the most searched Hallowe'en costume across the world is the
infamous meat dress Lady Gaga wore to the MTV Video Music Awards last month.
Such is the demand to do a Gaga that master butchers in New York are trying to
make meat dresses for their most demanding of customers, while cautioning that
the dress would be "highly perishable". No kidding. Those who can't afford the
$2,000 price tag for the authentic Gaga experience are settling for plastic
versions. Fully grown women are going off to Hallowe'en parties looking,
literally, like a dog's dinner.
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This competitive Hallowe'en costuming really has gone too far. No one dresses
as a witch any more. If anything, people now dress as pop stars, as if pop
stars have anything much to do with Hallowe'en, which they don't. In fact,
current Hallowe'en costumes seem to bear no resemblance to anything
traditionally scary at all. Take Cindy Crawford, who was pictured attending a
Hallowe'en party dressed as Amy Winehouse. I suppose Gaga and Winehouse look
more witchy than, say, Beyonce but still… what is going on?
Part of this is to do with the increasing commercialisation of Hallowe'en.
Those who hate the whole idea of Hallowe'en claim that in its modern form it
is just an American invention. But traditionally Hallowe'en was a Celtic
celebration, a prelude to All Saints' Day. Now it has been overtaken by trick-
or-treaters and endless children dressed up as Casper the Ghost wandering
round the streets. Such is the bad feeling towards Hallowe'en that some shops
sell posters which say "No trick-or-treaters welcome" for people to put up on
their windows and doors.
This year, despite the recession, there seems to be an increased upsurge in
the whole "selling" of Hallowe'en. It is now the most commercially lucrative
festival after Christmas and Valentine's Day. And as expectations rise, so do
the fancy nature of the costumes. This year my children have got much more
savvy with their dressing-up demands. My daughter, aged three, recently
announced that she wanted to celebrate Hallowe'en as a "pink princess witch".
"You can't," said seven-year-old Leonard. "You have to go as something scary.
Anyway, there's no such thing as a pink princess witch."
Only there is. The next day we happened to be in the local branch of the Co-op
when we saw it. A pink witch costume complete with sparkling broomstick priced
£14.99. "Ooh," my daughter said. "That's mine!"
Did I buy it for her? Of course I did. This has now sparked off massive
amounts of friction in our house. Leonard now wants to go as a Pokemon-vampire
(is there such a thing?) and Jerry, aged six, as a light-up luminous skeleton.
They both swear that they have seen these costumes in the endless catalogues
that come through our door on a daily basis.
"What about a vampire?" I say, remembering we still have a cape and plastic
fangs from last year. "Or a bat? Bats are good."
But there's no stopping them. It's pink princesses, modern-day action heroes
or nothing. As for me, maybe I should unleash my inner Lady Gaga. Now that
really is a scary thought.
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